I knew you'd come back to me.

Holy shit, guys. Holy shit! With this blog entry, I have single-handedly brought back the P'Zone. Check this out: http://www.pizzahut.com/

Just like they say, if you love something set it free; if it returns to you, it's yours. I knew ours was a love that knew no boundaries of size or limited times or human/food relations. Welcome back into my hungry arms and hungry eyes, my dearest.

A delicious death for kitty

I just got back from lunch, where I had something claiming to be thai food. I'm pretty sure it was spicy cat food. I found this photo fitting for my lunchtime confusion.

I found this picture while google searching something about cats and I am intrigued by so many things about this product.

Let's start with the name of this product. "Lenguas de Gato," which is translated into "Cat Languages." Will I find a cat-to-human dictionary inside? Are there cds inside that I may listen to so that I may speak "cat" as well? Or is it merely a box full of cat tongues to use at my disposal?

No, it is not. Unless those cat tongues are covered in 100% Chocolate! Does this mean it's chocolate that's safe for cats? By the terrified look on that poor kitty's face, I'm going to say no. This is probably a delicious and deadly cat exterminator, much like salt is to the slug. And I can't get enough of it. I love cats (too much for a girl my age? Perhaps), but few things delight me more than a terrified or pissed off look on a cat's face. This is enhanced when put on a product, or when dressed up in a silly costume. If this cat had a hat on, I'd buy a thousand boxes of these cat tongues.